folieadeuxsday:

folieadeuxsday:

the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about

“you look like the minotaur” -> whatever

“you look like you have a bull’s head” -> slightly funnier

“you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete” -> there we go